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		<title>The Breakup</title>
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		<title>$1000 / 2br &#8211; no smoking, no pets, no parties, no life (123 monopoly avenue)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Reply to: microwavedgerbils@gmail.com 
Cozy 2 bedroom cesspool in a quiet god-fearing neighborhood available for rent may 1. Will only rent to single female occupants, preferably quiet students with no personality who know how to shut the fuck up and accept their life of servitude to the capitalist overlords who rigged the system long before they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catnip Capers</title>
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		<title>Nerds Fight Over Green Lantern Origin</title>
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		<title>Batman Overdub</title>
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		<title>Nananananananana BATMAN!!</title>
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		<title>Warcraft II: The Movie</title>
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		<title>Yanks eat wierd</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This weekend I had the privilege of attending an American wedding courtesy of my cousin Lacey whom I barely know. I was really going because my sister was allegedly showing up, a sister whom I barely see, for this wedding of my cousin whom I barely know. Irony comes in the form of bare disappointment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Misadventures of Rudy McTavish</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(co-written by J. Kemble)

There was once a man on the hill. His name was Rudy McTavish, and he had a giant rash on his forehead. One day he went to the doctor to get the rash checked out, and as it turned out, it was not a rash at all, but actually forehead herpes. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ninja drink too</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The bathhouse was full of geisha. Hiroto was the only man, sitting there in the steamy water, naked with his tiny white cloth slopped over the top of his head. Blemishes were invisible in the dim and foggy atmosphere, and so everything in sight took on a soft, dream-like aura. He suddenly realized that he [...]]]></description>
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