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Cozy 2 bedroom cesspool in a quiet god-fearing neighborhood available for rent may 1. Will only rent to single female occupants, preferably quiet students with no personality who know how to shut the fuck up and accept their life of servitude to the capitalist overlords who rigged the system long before they [...]
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$1000 / 2br – no smoking, no pets, no parties, no life (123 monopoly avenue)
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Hello. My name is Georin, and I would like to cut to the chase about this whole dating ad; you see, I am a man with very specific needs, and I need a partner who can accommodate this. Basically, I want you to take me to the beach and turn me into a sand-woman, like [...]
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