(co-written by J. Kemble)
There was once a man on the hill. His name was Rudy McTavish, and he had a giant rash on his forehead. One day he went to the doctor to get the rash checked out, and as it turned out, it was not a rash at all, but actually forehead herpes. This [...]
Reggie woke up in a groggy haze to the hip hop stylings of 50 Cent playing from his tinny alarm radio. Saturday. 10:30 am. His mouth tasted like a monkey had shat in it, and in his drowsy state, he stopped and considered the possibility that one had.
Though he wished to sleep more and live [...]
It was a warm summer’s evening…
A cool breeze gently lifted Dorothy’s pigtails off her shoulders as she sat on the grassy knoll with her travelling companions at either side. Together, Dorothy, Scarecrow, The Tin Man and The Cowardly Lion watched a golden sunset on the far-off hills of Munchkin Land. In the air around [...]
Back on SandNStuff, Luke had arrived home with his new robo-sex-bots, and made haste in locking his door and cranking his music.
“Here is Luke!! Rock you like a hurricane!!” he sang, pulling his willy out, and prodding about for the suction button on R-TARD. “Aww man it looks like you got something jammed in here [...]
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…
“There’s the Rabble space-dingy. Shoot them with our space lasers,” commanded the mighty Darth Diggler, the evil Rabble-killing gum-chewing CEO of the Spacey Death Program.
“But sir, someone could get hurt,” interjected his sidekick, Admiral Jebediah.
“Your lack of faith hurts my feelings,” said Darth, using his evil [...]