This weekend I had the privilege of attending an American wedding courtesy of my cousin Lacey whom I barely know. I was really going because my sister was allegedly showing up, a sister whom I barely see, for this wedding of my cousin whom I barely know. Irony comes in the form of bare disappointment [...]
Josh
Just how bad can a band suck?
…It was like watching a whole band of Ashley Simpson.
The Wizard of Ooze
It was a warm summer’s evening…
A cool breeze gently lifted Dorothy’s pigtails off her shoulders as she sat on the grassy knoll with her travelling companions at either side. Together, Dorothy, Scarecrow, The Tin Man and The Cowardly Lion watched a golden sunset on the far-off hills of Munchkin Land. In the air around [...]
Goths are weenies
Maybe I should just start critiquing every social cliche in existence. I’m a bit of an asshole that way. Perhaps I could get away with it.
Loud electronic music, flashing lasers, cheap booze, introverts. Everything to make any other club scene minus the socializing is there at goth night. Somebody’s wearing goggles like they think they’re [...]
How to kick ass in the mosh pit
It’s an all ages show. What the hell? I can’t even get drunk. Damn, that teenager is fucked up and he hasn’t even gotten in the doors. What a dumb ass. Now security won’t let him in.
Death metal’s famous Cannibal Corpse would attract this kind of audience. The neglected children flocked to them like moths [...]