gavin
$1000 / 2br – no smoking, no pets, no parties, no life (123 monopoly avenue)
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Cozy 2 bedroom cesspool in a quiet god-fearing neighborhood available for rent may 1. Will only rent to single female occupants, preferably quiet students with no personality who know how to shut the fuck up and accept their life of servitude to the capitalist overlords who rigged the system long before they [...]
The Misadventures of Rudy McTavish
(co-written by J. Kemble)
There was once a man on the hill. His name was Rudy McTavish, and he had a giant rash on his forehead. One day he went to the doctor to get the rash checked out, and as it turned out, it was not a rash at all, but actually forehead herpes. This [...]
The Story of Reggie
Reggie woke up in a groggy haze to the hip hop stylings of 50 Cent playing from his tinny alarm radio. Saturday. 10:30 am. His mouth tasted like a monkey had shat in it, and in his drowsy state, he stopped and considered the possibility that one had.
Though he wished to sleep more and live [...]